HapaxLegomenon

I was a preteen when Pirates of the Caribbean and the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy were happening. Perfect storm for a crush on Orlando Bloom.

I have a microwave egg poacher. For someone who enjoys eggs as much as I do, and who also enjoys sleeping in as much as I do, it's a godsend. Lazy morning breakfast is a breakfast sandwich -- pop an English muffin in the toaster, an egg in the microwave, and I'm good to go in about… Read More

As a multisexual ace-spectrum person myself (if you care, specifically using gray-ace + bi labels, at the moment), I would imagine that our situation is more common than you might think. Like the previous commenter said, I would really recommend reading about romantic orientations… Read More

Asexuality exists!! I didn't encounter the term until I was in my second year of university, and I remember that, for a moment, everything just... stopped. And it was like a huge sigh of relief, because I had always wondered if I was just broken. As I looked more into it, I found… Read More

Most of these are true, but #6 is terrible. I have never met any Canadians who don't use the "ou". Spellings like "color" or "neighbor" or "honor" are visually grating and I am so glad that nobody here actually uses those.

I don't get it either.

I'm not sure how facial piercings ever qualify as "elegant", personally. Those are two things that do not go together.

Completely dependent on the context for me. dah-tah in a scientific context, day-tah in casual conversation, for the most part. Though they do bleed into each other... so it's basically whichever one happens to come out of my mouth first. Very structured.

The nippy cheese thing gave me the giggles because I'm used to NN packaging being so taciturn. The sudden use of adjectives is surprisingly hilarious.

It's a brand. All of these items are the No Name brand.