The Nightmare on Netflix. As someone who has had night terrors, this scared the shit out of me! I couldn't move off my couch to reach for my phone to turn it off.
In Utah, the religious people turn all swear words into "Mormon appropriate" swears, such as: God into Gosh, Hell into Heck, Fuck into Fudge or Freak, Damnit into Darn it, Shit into Shoot...and so on.
My first kiss was when I was 13 and in between class periods. All of our classmates knew we were going to kiss for the first time. My first kiss, not his. He leaned in and I puckered up, but instead of an innocent, closed mouth peck, he inserted his tongue into my closed mouth. Then…Â
When I was 13, 20 years ago (oh gawd), I thought I looked SO good with brown eyeliner outlining my lips with foundation/concealer in the center. And keep in mind, I'm a pale ass ginger kid! So as I was thinking I looked hot, to everyone else I looked like a lil kid who had been eating…Â
For some reason, when my lady silver lab sniffs my corgi's wiener, she starts air humping out of control for about 20 seconds. She usually does this while looking at you like you're judging her...which, of course, I am! Weirdo.
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