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“Money can’t buy happiness” Yeah maybe not technically, but it’s a lot easier to be happy when you can afford your bills, have time for stuff other than work, can afford health insurance, and don’t have to work with the constant stress of living paycheck to paycheck.

They had one job casting Kim and that was red hair and they failed. Maybe they will dye her hair, but that’s still kind of bullshit considering there are a ton of amazing red headed actresses, why not cast one of those?

The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova. It’s a fantastic story filled with suspense and beautiful descriptions that transport you across Europe with the main character. It’s heartwarming and eerie and supernatural and will make you want to book a trip instantly. Easily one of my favorite… Read More

My cousin was reading and asked me what “anal tickle” meant. In shock, I asked her to spell it.... analytical. The word was analytical.

Aladdin is a cutie, but Li Shang is a total babe! Plus he’s human... sorry simba

The target by my house had two entrances, one red one clue. I thought they were two did stores and would always ask my parents with target we were going to

Holy hell, I never thought of that, but it so fits Snapes character. He absolutely would blame Neville for that.

I was waiting in line to get into a venue and two people behind me had this conversation -I'm hungry —We literally ate less than 2 hours ago -Yeah but I haven't eaten anything but that all day —Yes you did, you had a chicken sandwich earlier -Yeah but that's it —And fries -*shrugs*… Read More

Oh my god they were roommates

I work at a chain shoe store and a mom walked past me with her 7-8 year old son and was telling him, “no, you do not need Yeesys, I’m not buying you $400 shoes you only want them because Kanye West makes them” it got me so good, we don’t even sell Yeesys either!