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    9 Hedgehogs Who Are Absolutely Up To No Good.

    Enemies of the Hedge, Beware.

    Abba Zabba
    by Abba Zabba

    Community Contributor

    1. Hedgie the Perv

    Via reddit.com

    He stole his owner's girlfriend's underpants. And he's not giving them back.

    2. Hedge fund Douchehog Robertson the Fourth.

    Via reddit.com

    Taking selfies with your frat brother is bad hedgehog conduct.

    3. Ricky Hobohog

    Via reddit.com

    He may or may not have just taken some bath salts. Guard your extremities.

    4. Nosferatu Van Hedgsing

    Via thepoke.co.uk

    A collar that high is only meant for one thing: hiding your evil intentions.

    5. Baby Hitler Heilhog

    Via reddit.com

    I did Nazi that coming.

    6. Pedito Hogcenia

    Via reddit.com

    He is doing very, very wrong things to your guacamole.

    7. Professor H

    Via reddit.com

    He's controlling your mind. Right now.

    8. The Dreaded Frijole

    Via reddit.com

    He can just straight up kick your butt. ESL style, beeches.

    9. Hedgibal Lector

    Via reddit.com

    He hungers for man flesh. Also, some fava beans.

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