The summer before eighth grade, I went to kiss this guy, we kissed, and as we stopped kissing, I stepped back onto a spider. Not just any spider. A mama spider with a sack of eggs on her back. Baby spiders ran everywhere. It looked like a scene from Harry Potter when they go into…Â
I had been battling the flu for about a week and I had a audition for a school play. I couldn't miss try outs. On stage in front of everyone, I sharted and then proceeded to vomit all over the stage and the person I was auditioning with.
I had been battling the flu for about a week and I had a audition for a school play. I couldn't miss try outs. On stage in front of everyone, I sharted and then proceeded to vomit all over the stage and the person I was auditioning with.
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