If "Game Of Thrones" Characters Were On Reality Shows

Westeros just got REAL. Spoilers, because DUH.

Keeping Up With The Baratheons

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What are they even royalty for?

Chopped

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"Contestants, inside your basket you will find rabbit, shepherd's pie, essence of nightshade, and Ned Stark's head."

House Hunters: International

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"Where... are... my... granite... COUNTERTOPS!!!"

The Real World: The Wall

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This is the true story... of 100 strangers... picked to live at Castle Black... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real... COLD.

The Ex Factor

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There are big imp-lications at stake.

Say Yes To The Death

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This wedding is to DIE for.

The Real Housewives of King's Landing

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"I'm thirsty for red wine... AND REVENGE."

Dancing With The Starks

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Unfortunately, we only have four contestants left standing this season.

Happy watching!

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