Have You Ever Noticed How Wildly Inappropriate The "Denver The Last Dinosaur" Intro Is?

Who knew dinosaurs were so weird?

Remember Denver the Last Dinosaur? Probably not, but here it is:

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Wait a second. What are these lyrics? "He's my friend and a whole lot more?" WHAT? He's more than a friend?

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Yeah, he certainly looks like he's more than just a friend.

Denver, stop. That's a kid. You're an allosaurus. Put your tongue away.

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During the lyric, "Shows me a world I never saw before," Denver is clearly tripping balls. Is he giving these kids drugs?

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Somebody call child services, there are '90s children being given hallucinogens by a dinosaur!!!

Ok, this is clearly sexual innuendo. EXCUSE YOU, DENVER.

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Then there's this lyric: "Everywhere we go, we don't really care if people stop and stare."

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They're staring because they're onto your scheme, Denver.

"Come with me, children, down a tunnel of debauchery!"

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And at the end, Denver just winks. He knows what he's doing. And he doesn't care what you think.

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He's a YOLOsaurus.