1. A beautiful bride wearing 50 pounds of fabric and jewelry.
2. An INTENSE dance battle between the groom's side and the bride's side.
3. The one kid who has never done a choreographed dance before.
4. One slow dance only. Everything after that is bhangra.
5. Uncles dancing only with other uncles.
6. Non-desi dates who are ready to show off their dance moves.
7. Non-desi dates who are really uncomfortable and want to know if they have to dance.
8. A groom who has literally never wrapped a pagri before this day.
Notable details: Somebody else had to tie this for them. Unless they're Sikh, in which case they rock it.