1. The price of your rent.
2. Discussions over which night bus to take.
3. Pop Ups.
4. Columbia Road Flower Market.
Because you can't buy flowers outside the M25.
You live in the capital? How fascinating.
Because you can't buy flowers outside the M25.
How annoying that you have an advanced public transport system that needs scheduled maintenance.
You chose him!
Pretending to drive a train, that isn't a train? OK.
Come on, everyone's been a tourist somewhere.
See also: Craft beer.
Live-stream a club night, to your laptop. Instead of going out. Right.
Honestly, make an Excel spreadsheet and sort it out.
Don't you mean, that time a friend of a friend saw Harry's car?
It's posh, we get it.
Capital city in lots of people shocker.
Please, continue telling me of your urbane distemper.