1. As a teenager: 32 and still single! OMG.
2. As a teenager: Totally, boys really care about your clothes.
3. As a teenager: This is so disgusting.
4. As a teenager: Uncle Geoffrey is such a creep.
As a twentysomething: Uncle Geoffrey is such a creep.
5. As a teenager: I can't believe Mark Darcy would be so rude!
6. As a teenager: God, how pathetic.
7. As a teenager: Totally achievable list.
8. As a teenager: Phwoar.
9. As a teenager: Being drunk at work, so embarrassing.
10. As a teenager: Her job looks very stressful.
As a twentysomething: Thank God I don't have to talk on the phone at work.
11. As a teenager: This will be me when I grow up.
12. As a teenager: Why didn't her friends help her out of the taxi?
13. As a teenager: Why don't they use MSN Messenger?
14. As a teenager: Isn't what terrible about Chechnya?
15. As a teenager: Those are simply massive.
16. As a teenager: God, this is so embarassing.
17. As a teenager: I will only travel by convertible when I am an adult.
As a twentysomething: I still aspire to travel only by convertible.
18. As a teenager: OMG what a brilliant outfit, might do that for Halloween.
19. As a teenager: Daniel is so hunky.
20. As a teenager: Wow, that is so rock and roll.
21. As a teenager: Hasn't she done a food shop?
22. As a teenager: That doesn't really happen, does it?
23. As a teenager: This doesn't actually happen either, does it?
24. As a teenager: How hard it is to cook for a dinner party?
As a twentysomething: Extremely difficult, actually.
25. As a teenager: OH MY GOD.
As a twentysomething: OH MY GOD.
26. As a teenager: OMFFGGG
As a twentysomething: OMFFFGGGGGGG