21 Assumptions People Make About Blondes

    In 1992, Barbie spoke her first words: "Math class is hard!" Amen, sister.

    1. We are dumb. Like really, really dumb.

    2. We are completely clueless.

    3. We are slutty by nature.

    4. We are total bitches.

    5. Our favorite outfit includes bunny ears

    6. We're emotional.

    7. We're self centered.

    8. Our hair isn't the only fake thing about us.

    9. We like to have a good time (i.e. GET CRUNK)

    10. We're all drama, all the time.

    11. We'd rather be shopping.

    12. We're all from southern California.

    13. Our vocabulary consists of "like," "whatever," and slang usually reserved for text messages.

    14. Men assume we're easier to hit on than our brunette or redhead friends.

    15. We're clumsy.

    16. All the attention we get? We totally want it.

    17. And if we are smart, it's like an oxymoron.

    18. We're "dating" but not "marriage" material.

    19. We are heterosexual and boy crazy.

    20. We use our looks to get what we want.

    21. And we all happen to be skinny with giant boobs.

    But all of these stereotypes are just SILLY!

    Because we are fierce!

    And funny.

    And fabulous.

    We love whoever we want to.

    And of course, we have a lot of fun.