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    The First Puppy

    Technically, Obama only promised a new puppy to his two kids, but it felt like a promise to a nation. The whole country has gone crazy debating appropriate breeds.

    As America weighs in, I'd just like to offer some sage advice from a friend: "Real Dogs have snouts."