The Real Shaq Twitter

You can now sign up for the authentic Shaq Twitter, as opposed to the fake Twitter than inspired Shaq to start his own.

“Somebody out there was trying to use my language and trying to speak for me,” says Shaq, so "I thought I’d do it myself.” The Twitter is actually Shaq texting, so now you can help Shaq make lunch decisions (note: do not pick McDonalds. Shaq is on a diet.)