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1. To Change the Color of Stoplights
2. To Get the Bartender’s Attention
3. To Stop an Argument with Your Significant Other
4. To Win an Argument with Your Significant Other
5. To Win Everything, Ever
6. To Turn On the Bathroom Light After a Scary Movie
7. To Choke a Bitch
8. To Fold Laundry
9. To Get a Loan
10. To Cut in Line
11. To Place Winning Bets
12. To Make Kids Go To Sleep
13. To Change the Weather
14. To Be An Amazing Athlete
15. To Reduce Buffering Times
16. To Get Out of Speeding Tickets
17. To Move Furniture
18. To Walk on Water
19. To Make Sure You're the Best Dressed
20. To Kill Spiders
21. To Wage War
22. To Make Someone Else Trip
23. To Hook Up With Hotties
24. To Pump Gas in the Rain or Snow
25. To Pick Up Your Dog’s Poop
26. To Screen Calls
27. To Play Pranks
28. To Slow Aging
29. To Stop Loved Ones From Dying
30. To Cut Fruit
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