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You're gonna wanna do SOMETHING when you're tipsy...
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...And cleaning is way more productive/less life-ruining than drunk-texting your ex.
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It's also cheaper than staying out and spending your life savings on more booze.
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Drinking automatically makes annoying things seem less so.
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Drinking gives you new, innovative ideas for how to clean.
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As well as plenty of energy.
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All that productivity will make you feel like you can take on the world.
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(Especially because being buzzed makes life's little triumphs seem so much bigger.)
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You can make cleaning a game!
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Or pair your activities with your drink.
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It's probably not ~safe~ to operate relatively heavy machinery like power-washers, but that doesn't mean it's not ~fun~.
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Drinking is the ideal way to get over that procrastination hump.
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Cleaning provides a solo respite when the people you were hanging out with start to bug you/cause drama/be other humans.
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Life's too short not to multitask.
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Think of it as a gift to your future self.
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Because when you wake up totally hungover the next day...
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The absolute last thing on the planet you'll want to do is clean.
