1.
"I can't BELIEVE you lied to me all these years!"
2.
"I don't even know who I am anymore."
3.
"If you throw one more carrot at me I swear to God."
4.
"But...but...then who's my real mom?"
5.
"I tire of this charade."
6.
"What else are you lying to me about?"
7.
"Just another scummy, two-faced human. Typical."
8.
"But I am! I know it in my deepest heart that I am!"
10.
"Does this mean we can't finish reading 'Watership Down' together?"
11.
"Great, next thing you'll be telling me my Harvard MBA isn't real, either."
12.
"HOW DO I FACE THE WORLD?!"
13.
"I've known for years. I've just been waiting for the proper moment to strike."
14.
"Whatever dude, doesn't matter one way or the other to me."
15.
"Maybe this is the beginning of a new chapter in my life."
16.
"If it really makes you feel better, I'll wear the ears. Just for old time's sake."
