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    The 17 Weirdest Things Ever For Sale On The Internet

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    1. A life-size statue of what Arnold Schwarzenegger would look like if he was clinically obese.

    Carefully wrapped in a bubble bag. Yours in five working days.

    2. Someone to stand in a queue for you.

    3. Some belly button lint.

    4. Fifty-five gallons of lube.

    5. Some bacon lip balm.

    6. A Sigmund Freud action figure.

    7. A mask to make you look like Barry Chuckle.

    8. The Autoblow 2.

    9. A replica of 5 pounds of human fat.

    10. An antique hand crank womens vibrating dildo.

    11. A tub of 1,500 live ladybirds.

    12. Twenty-five metric tons of chicken feet.

    13. A human-size hamster wheel.

    14. Some uranium ore.

    15. A Nicolas Cage pillowcase cover.

    16. A slightly damaged laptop.

    17. And a bag of Haribo gummy bears that will tear out your innards.