This Australian Newspaper Front Page Is Hilariously Crude

It includes the words "offloads massive steamer".

"Expoosive".

Catriona Loughran @Cat_thestar

It's front pages like this that makes me wish I took that job at the NT News in Darwin :) #shittysplash

11:59 AM - 10 Sep 2014

You can read the full story online if you like.

It features a quite amazing "pictorial re-enactment". And this quote from the cabbie: "A guy was walking past and I just gave him $300 to clean the car. I don't know where he put it."

Fair to say the Northern Territory News has a bit of previous in this regard.

blogs.crikey.com.au

Yes, it happened.

Also:

paste-and-cut.com.au

Find out why here. If you really want.