The Definitive Ranking Of The Worst Places To Fart

    Don't hold back — just let it rip.

    22. Your Room:

    21. The Street:

    Why you hold it in: There isn't really a reason for you to hold it in since you are in the open where no smell lingers.

    How to successfully break wind: Slowly walk against the edge of the sidewalk and let it go as cars pass by.

    20. Restroom:

    19. At The Doctor's Office:

    18. Grocery Store:

    17. Batting At A Baseball Game:

    16. Car Packed With People:

    Why you hold it in: Because you know that everyone is going to suffer — including you — and deal with the repugnant smell of the fart.

    How to successfully break wind: Place your butt out, or as close as possible, to the window and let it out. There will barely be a hint of the fart. You won't be judged since you are probably traveling with friends or family.

    15. Subway:

    14. Pool:

    13. Yoga Class

    12. Getting A Massage:

    11. Sauna:

    10. Airplane:

    9. Class:

    8. Church:

    Why you hold it in: It's a holy sanctuary and you think farting might be disrespectful.

    How to successfully break wind: Two perfect times in which you can do it. 1) Every time the choir sings, you "let it go, let it go!" 2) When the father passes through the isles with the incense.

    7. On A Date:

    6. Work Meeting:

    5. Presentation:

    4. During Sex:

    3. Funeral:

    2. Elevator:

    1. Job Interview: