1. You have approximately 100 belts to cinch in your middle.
2. You don't know exactly what's up with "All About That Bass," but you're pretty sure you're a...treble?
3. And the "Anaconda" video left you feeling emotionally exhausted.
4. The whole "describing body shapes as fruit" thing completely eludes you.
5. Any skirt that flares out to give you a waist gives you a magical glimpse into what could have been.
6. Your experience with puberty involved a lot of waiting around for things to show up.
7. You've thought long and hard about getting a Booty Pop.
8. You're the only person you know whose measurements are pretty much all the same number.
9. Bandage dresses just don't understand you, nor you them.
10. Next person to describe your figure as "boyish" is getting a slap.
11. The phrase "Real Women Have Curves" induces a rage blackout.
12. Women's clothing is tailored to fit body parts that you don't necessarily have.
13. People feel the need to speculate whether or not you'll be able to have children "the natural way."
