1.
"Nope. Not what I meant. At all."
3.
"I said make my BACKGROUND image a cat, guys."
4.
"OK in fairness, that was confusing."
5.
Not a scientist, but pretty sure that's not how it works.
10.
"It's a hybrid, mate!" Nope.
11.
It's almost like you're willfully misunderstanding the very essence of a turkey avocado sandwich.
12.
"I KNOW you didn't eat the candles thinking they were part of the cake. You couldn't have possib — oh."
13.
"Wait, did you think carpool meant... Oh, never mind."
14.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Siri."
16.
"Arggggh, come onnnnnnn."
17.
"Not better. Worse, even, if that's possible."
18.
"The sleeping assignments — did you not see them?"
19.
*Deep, soul-rattling sigh* —humanity
