Brazil's Senior Citizen Beauty Pageants Explained In 22 Photos And Some "Toddlers & Tiaras" Gifs

    Sao Paulo's annual Elderly Woman Beauty Contest is open only to those aged 60 and over.

    1. Glamorous grandmas, all hoping for world peace and a seat that's comfortable enough to nap in.

    2. They know they look good.

    3. Some last-minute preening backstage.

    4. That's some Barbara Bush realness.

    5. The contestants parade in chic evening gowns.

    6. Family members provide support.

    7. And the stakes are high.

    8. But there are lots of different sashes for the contestants to win — all promoting empowerment among the elderly.

    9. This might be the line for the bathroom. Who knows.

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    11. #18 is a serious contender.

    12. But 65 year-old Irenilda de Oliveira Meneses took home the "Most Beautiful" crown.

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    14. And some bonus photos from last year's pageant:

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    16. Scoping out the competition.

    17. Hogging the mirrors. Sneaky.

    18. There may or may not be any friction between rivals backstage.

    19. But everyone puts on a winning smile anyway when they hit the stage.

    20. Everybody dance now!

    21. It's not just for the ladies either. Here's the winner of "Mr. Timidity" back at a contest for Sao Paulo's elderly men held in 2011:

    22. And these are some fabulous senior showgirls who also performed at that pageant.