Maybe you think this is how Tyra Banks spends her time online:
You're SO wrong. Her Instagram feed, for example, is a wonder to behold.
1. It's full of inspirational messages.
2. And dispels many of the stereotypes surrounding models and their lifestyle.
3. Food features often, because that's how Instagram works, right?
4. This is a much safer bet. Everyone loves a birthday cake milkshake.
5. Speaking of: Here's Tyra even before the inevitable cotton candy sugar high begins.
6. "Me no likee dis cruss on me cheesecake so me no eatee!" I mean, it speaks for itself.
7. She shares those moments in which she's inspiring future modeling generations.
8. Her Photoshop skills are, well, a super power of their own. Like smizing, except useful.
9. And her commitment to puns cannot be denied.
10. "There's nothin' you can't do," but there are definitely some things you just shouldn't.
11. This is just funny because Tyra's butt's in her face and "tooching" sounds like a polite way of saying you're gassy. LOL social media, LOL.
12. And any mention of her epic novel Modelland is worthwhile. (Also, funny.)
13. If you weren't following her feed, you wouldn't know that your "female-focused biz" could be in luck. This megaphone isn't actually switched on, you see, so you really wouldn't have heard about it otherwise.
14. This could be a "corporate lady" stock photo!
15. And this is probably the sort of photo Tyra leaves around her apartment for the cleaning staff. WERK ladies, or your holiday bonus ain't happening.
16. Who even knows what's happening here, and isn't that half the point of Instagram?
17. She holds impromptu selfie competitions for her followers, and posts shots of those who have "what it takes."
18. And she's clearly not afraid to poke fun at herself when getting nostalgic for Top Model cycles past.
Tyra, an Auto-Tuned wizard before her time.
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19. More classic Top Model memories. Unforgettable ones, even.
TYRA HAS NEVER BEFORE POSTED A DRAWING ON INSTAGRAM PARODYING HER YELLING AT A GIRL LIKE THIS BEFORE.
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This moment: reality television gold. The only way it could possibly have been improved is if the other eliminated model, Rebecca Epley, had picked that moment to to faint dramatically. (From 30 seconds on in the linked video, though the whole clip is worthwhile. It's Top Model, after all.)
20. Sometimes Tyra falls down too, but she's not afraid to Instagram it.
21. And sometimes she's just over it, but she's not afraid to Instagram it either.
22. Because for every bad day on social media, there's those exciting moments you get to plug your new cover of Armenian Cosmo.
23. Or take an otherwise unrelated meme and make it about you. Tyra, never change.
24. Just look how resourceful she is!
25. And she's always down for hanging with the fans.
26. Not to mention hanging with her classmates from Harvard Business School.
27. Also: hanging out with her fellow Top Model judge Rob Evans.
28. More gratuitous shots of Rob Evans, because, really, why not?
29. Her "Throwback Thursday" photos are always a highlight.
30. This could either a remembrance of fun times on TRL or fun times at Madame Tussaud's. Who knows!
31. And this quite literal "throwback" is, at least so far, Tyra's finest Instagram moment.
Amazing. And so, in conclusion:
