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From Emily Henry's witty banter in "Funny Story" to Laura Thalassa's epic world-building in "Bespelled," these seven books are PERFECT for any rainy spring afternoon or sunny summer beach day.
These eight romance novels will make you swoon and warm you up after the long, cold winter.
"Being a parent to a toddler is messing with my vocab. Told someone that I was sorry I was late because I got stuck waiting on a choo choo train to pass." —@treydayway
These freaky little goofballs are too pure for this world.
"The teacher said in front of the class that it wasn't his fault that I had 'a tramp for a mother.' I was 12 years old."
Your boss might ask you to hide his affairs from his wife, or maybe you work in HR and have access to all the company's internal conflicts. Whatever it is, we want to hear about it.
"A friend told me he actually considers it polite to tell someone what you like in bed, as it saves them the embarrassment of performing poorly if they already know what to do. That really reframed things for me."
"My office overlooks a river, and today, my boss announced that a Q2 goal is for everyone to comment on the river at least twice a week. Specific examples of 'wow, lotta ducks' and 'what kind of boat do you suppose that is' were cited, and I am once again yearning for the mines."
Students tend to remember the horrible things teachers said to them looooong after graduation.
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"I was reading Silence of the Lambs on the plane & the lady next to me asked why I was flying. I said I was on book tour & she pointed to Silence of the Lambs & said 'ooh did you write that?' & I nodded & said 'yes, yes I did'" —@sarahroseetter
"A friend told me he actually considers it polite to tell someone what you like in bed, as it saves them the embarrassment of performing poorly if they already know what to do. That really reframed things for me."
"gave baby her first bath yesterday, she pooped in the tub and when i picked her up to wipe her off she pooped on my hand. i keep telling her she’s not allowed to be a comedian, but she’s clearly not listening." —@ambercrollo
"He threatened to tell the principal of the school — like I’m gonna get expelled for not wanting to have sex with him."
From Emily Henry's witty banter in "Funny Story" to Laura Thalassa's epic world-building in "Bespelled," these seven books are PERFECT for any rainy spring afternoon or sunny summer beach day.
"When you check the furniture website and the home page says 'We are the tellers of a story not commonly told' and it's like okay I guess they're not doing a sale" —@annadrezen
"Once I was on a fancy dinner date having a cocktail with a little leaf in it. My date and I liked the drinks so much we ordered more. We then watched the bartender walk out to the sidewalk and pull leaves out of a grass patch growing near the road. Then, she brought us the new drinks." —@saint_audrey
"Have never identified more with anyone than I just did with the woman who walked into the grocery store in front of me, shook her head, said 'I can’t be making these kinds of decisions today' and walked right back out" —@ambernoelle
"Being a parent to a toddler is messing with my vocab. Told someone that I was sorry I was late because I got stuck waiting on a choo choo train to pass" —@treydayway