This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.
This guy knows what women want to hear:
Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.
His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like "The Art of Cunnilingus" and "Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands."
He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.
I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but that's not really fair,
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos...