These NSFW Puppet PSAs Are Definitely NOT For Kids — Or Easily Shocked Grownups

The Happytime Murders is not the kind of puppet show you grew up with.

If these hard-hitting (and hilarious) PSAs are just a taste of the world of puppet depravity uncovered in the upcoming movie, The Happytime Murders, sign me the hell up.

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A movie set in the seedy underbelly of L.A. where two detectives — one human and one puppet — have to work together to solve a string of brutal puppet murders? Yes, please.

Lyle is here to remind you that dogs pose a unique threat to puppets.

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*But the real takeaway here is that cats are assholes, too.

Let's talk about four-letter words with Sandra! VERY NSFW.

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What are YOUR favorite four-letter words?

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The Rotten Cotton Girls offer up some ~alternatives~ to internet porn. Warning: You cannot unsee this one.

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For a good time, call (800) GET-FELT.

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Goofer means well, but gets a little off-message with this PSA on Internet safety.

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Stay off the sugar, Goofer!

Is it August 24 yet?

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