22 Dishes You Shouldn't Bring To Your Memorial Day BBQ

A few may also be called "dishes you absolutely must bring" depending on what kind of Memorial Day barbecue this is.

1. Thousand year-old deviled eggs

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Unless you're in China, in which case this probably isn't a Memorial Day barbecue.

2. Obamacakes

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Unless you want to get into that discussion.

3. Spaghetti weenies

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Unless you know whether to use sauce or a bun.

4. Pretzels that look like vaginas

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Unless it's that kind of party.

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5. Smart-looking jello shots

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Unless you're celebrating one more day free from the zombie apocalypse.

6. Mao Sugiyama's leftovers

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Unless you really like this guy.

7. Salads too small to eat

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Unless you're hosting a barbecue for ants!

8. Any kind of caviar

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Unless you're showing off What Rich People Eat.

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9. Enemy of the cakes

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Unless you want your ass kicked.

10. Spray-painted golden tomatoes

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Unless they're small enough to fit in the tiny salad.

11. Nightmare-provoking ice cubes for the children

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Unless none of them are yours.

12. Punch that uses frozen strawberries

Unless you're ready to label it like this.

13. Pickled sea slugs

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Unless they ran out of dill hamburger chips.

14. Jello made with circus peanuts

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Unless you're feeding a party of people with Dysgeusia.

15. Cockroach-infused hashbrowns

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Unless you're hosting a party of birds.

16. Haggis aka sheep organs

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Unless they ran out of lamb chops.

17. Red velvet onion rings

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Unless you're ready to blow everyone's minds

18. Meatloaf hands

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Unless nobody is fresh out of the burn unit.

19. Graham cracker band-aids

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Unless you're sure that's not real blood.

20. Cake that looks like kitty litter

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Unless you're catering a cat party in which case this is perfectly acceptable.

21. Salt made from tears of anger

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Unless they're your tears.

22. Spinach muffins

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Unless you're crashing the party with Popeye.