1.
Going out in a sweatsuit becomes perfectly acceptable when you have a bucket over your head.
2.
DIY a face on it (and eye holes, please) so you don't just look like some weirdo wearing a bucket when you're walking down the street.
3.
If sweats feel too casual for you, try extra-shiny track pants.
4.
Layer shorts with risque slits over slim pants.
5.
Wear your computer screen as a coat.
6.
Flaunt your toe cleavage through sheer paneling.
7.
Accessorize the neck with a choker, the thigh with a garter.
8.
Pink terry cloth goes just about anywhere.
9.
Crop tops just *work* with backpack straps.
10.
Tie up the front of your man blouse.
11.
Apply body shimmer to the chest when wearing a full pink tracksuit.
12.
If your dress feels "too short" just wear shorts of the same fabric underneath.
13.
Wear your apron to one side
14.
White shorts can be slimming if they're high-waisted.
15.
A cluster of nonsensical words painted onto a chest easily substitues for a shirt.
16.
Vynl makes any zookeeper's uniform eight times more fabulous.
17.
Own at least one thing that's fully sheer.
18.
Turn your hair into the glittery version of whatever outfit you're wearing.
19.
If you're self-conscious of your stomach, you can just layer your crop top.
20.
Balance out the volume of your loose-fitting shorts with a snug-fitting graphic tee.
21.
Wear metallic at least some of the time.
