After Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana took a bow on their runway following their men's fashion show in Milan, this sprite-like bundle of energy bounded down the runway fully nude, save sneakers.
You can see bits of the breakaway suit — or whatever it was — in this instagram.
Security guards eventually brought the man's naked frolic to an end.
The streaker must have been pretty wild, as evidenced by the five security guards needed to contain him.
The hooligan's identity is a mystery, but this instagram photo identifies him as "Mikey the Streaker."
The streaker wasn't entirely out of place on the runway, which included several semi-nude male models already.
Here's a closer look at the semi-nude male models who were actually hired to walk the runway.
Shirltessness and varying degrees of pantslessness are typical of men's fashion week.
So you could be forgiven for thinking the streaker was the grand finale to the show.
If you're shamelessly curious enough to view the full NSFW streaker photo, get ready. It's right after this Xtina gif.
OK, fine — here's one more buffer GIF before the dick pic. Fair warning: it's not worth getting this excited about.
