Internet Reacts To Pippa Middleton's Terrible New Party-Planning Book

It's called Celebrate and is being widely ridiculed all over the world since absolutely none of her tips are useful or clever in any way.

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There's the @pippatips Twitter feed that mocks how obvious all of Pippa's party-planning tips are (like: "string cobwebs on tables" when Halloween rolls around):

#PippaTip: Smiling. Using your facial muscles, pull your mouth horizontally wider, feel free to open mouth a little to show teeth

— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) October 26, 2012

.@legslonglength take a clean glass & pour in water from tap or bottle. To ensure room temp leave for 3 days, remove film from top & drink

— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) October 26, 2012

#PippaTip A nice walk. Have a fun time by leaving the house & placing one foot in front of the other whilst looking at things with your eyes

— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) October 26, 2012

This GIF!

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The video of Pippa eating donuts from strings is here.

(This donut tree business is a "game" she plugs in the book and the basis of "Parade" magazine's new cover story on it.)

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The flurry of press she's been forced to do to promote the book has prompted headlines that may as well read: "BREAKING: Pippa Wears Clothes!"

Can you believe that Pippa Middleton wore some dresses?! I know!

— Joe Parry (@joeparry) October 26, 2012

And of course, Photoshop:

This Pippa impersonator.

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And so many other ways to mock Pippa's homemaking skills abound.

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