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    Judging The Hats At Britain's Latest Major Horserace

    The Royal Ascot has once again brought out the UK's finest in wacky and tacky daytime millinery. Let's judge the most ostentatious of those hats with GIFs!

    1. Black-and-white floral hat with lace motif.

    Grade: C+

    2. Neon red-orange and fuchsia fascinator that looks like it has a little pink sail on top.

    3. Grade: A+

    4. Fish hat.

    Grade: F

    5. Basic black blob with matching plumes.

    Grade: C

    6. The flying saucer with bow on top.

    Grade: B-

    7. Flower wider than the lady wearing it.

    Grade: A++

    8. Do another run around the room for the queen, who does no wrong when it comes to hats.

    9. Moving on! Here's a black hat growing a long curly nipple.

    Grade: F

    10. The sassy sheer black hat with the geometric white bow.

    Grade: C

    11. The floral-yet-also-vaginal door jamb.

    12. Grade: A-

    13. This cone hat, which seems to be inspired by menstruation.

    Grade: B

    14. And finally, check out this wreath.

    Grade: A+++

    AREN'T HATS THE BEST?

    Yes. Yes, they are.