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1. "I need a new bra."
2. "Is there such thing as the 'perfect' bra?"
3. "Why does my left boob feel so much bigger?"
4. "Does stretch mark cream actually work?"
5. "Is that a piece of food in my bra?"
6. "I wonder what it's like to be an A cup."
7. "I can finally take my bra off!"
8. "Do my boobs really look that big?"
9. "Oh my god, they're even bigger than I thought."
10. "Will there ever be a day that I can go out braless and not scar people for life?"
11. "My boobs are heavy."
12. "If feels like I'm carrying two midgets on my chest."
13. "My back hurts."
14. "My neck hurts."
15. "Even my boobs hurt."
16. "I wonder if what they said about that specialty bra is true."
17. "I wish I could see my toes when I stand up."
18. "Maybe I should get a reduction."
19. "My life would be so much better with smaller boobs."
20. "That's it. I'm getting a reduction."
21. "I wish I could wear tank tops without so much cleavage."
22. "Forget about anything strapless."
23. "Boobs and running are not a good mix."
24. "Neither is boobs and jumping jacks. Or boobs with any sort of cardio."
25. "I should invent the new 'Big Boob Sports Bra.'"
26. "I'm really going to get a reduction. I'll go to like a C and be just like everyone else."
27. "Goodbye specialty stores! Hello, Victoria's Secret."
28. "Nahhhh, nevermind. I'd miss them too much."
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