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    21 Reasons To Embrace Your Pale Winter Skin

    Unfortunate suntans ahead. Proceed with vomit bag.

    1. This sexy Superman tan:

    2. This Crocs tan:

    3. This convincing concealed weapon tan:

    4. This classic side grope tan:

    5. This deranged melting smile tan:

    6. This ganguro tan:

    7. This radiant wrist tan:

    8. These matching leg tans:

    9. These matching limbs:

    10. These matching butts:

    11. This wifebeater tan:

    12. This bro's tan:

    13. This cute tan:

    14. This self-referential tan:

    15. These confusing tans:

    16. This "omg u guys" tan:

    17. This cornrow tan:

    18. This fashionable tan:

    19. This gruesome scene:

    20. Tan Mom:

    21. Donald Trump