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Jorts Zooey Deschanel probably owns.
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Subtly embellished jorts.
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Not-subtly embellished jorts.
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Jorts for the 4th of July. Or summer music festivals. Or year-round, if you truly love America.
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Railroad conductor jorts.
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For when you're in close proximity to a black light.
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Distressed boyfriend jorts Katie Holmes would approve of.
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Every personal style blogger's dream jorts.
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Jorts for when you want waistband security.
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Crystal-embellished cut-off jorts.
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Jorts for when you can't decide between sandblasted and ultra sandblasted denim.
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Jorts to match your wallpaper.
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Swingy pleated jorts.
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Jorts for casually bringing up the word "pistachio" in conversation.
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For when you want eyes in the back of your... jorts.
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Or when you're craving rainbow sherbet.
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For when you want an old school sailor tattoo but can't commit.
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The only jorts you'll ever need.
