Archive
October 13, 2011
Are Ron Paul's Eyebrows Real?
What is going on here?! This is without a doubt the most important issue of the 2012 campaign, and (let's be honest) Dr. Paul's eventual 2016 campaign. I for one refuse to vote for someone with a false eyebrow. SOUND THE ALARMS?? CONSPIRACY??
Herman Cain Stole His "9-9-9" Plan From SimCity
According to the Republican presidential candidate's revolutionary plan, corporate income taxes, personal income taxes, and national sales tax rates would each be 9%. Seems smart and original, right? Wrong. Reporters have unearthed an astonishing similarity between Cain's 9-9-9 Plan and SimCity 4's default tax scheme.
Awesome Steve Jobs Tribute On A Fence In New York City
Spotted on Bond Street in downtown Manhattan. Thanks Village Voice and Kenny City!
How To Use Siri On Your Friend's iPhone
Scary Bear has some advice for what to do when your friend starts bringing around his new iPhone. I think this is what you would find if you looked up "nailed it" in a dictionary. A bad dictionary, as this is not the literal definition and "nailed it" is a phrase rather than a word, but yeah.
Young Willie Nelson Singing A Medley Of Hits
My mind is blown. He was so straight-laced!
SNL Alum/Crazy Person Victoria Jackson Goes To #OccupyWallStreet
Actual Quote from Jackson in the video: "The real issue is, Obama is a Marxist, and he is stirring up racial divide and class warfare on purpose." If she hadn't already long since ruined the re-watchability of Chris Farley-era SNL, she has now.
iPhone's Siri Vs. An Actual Assistant
Filmmaker Casey Neistat put together this battle of the assistants for The New York Times. Which can better help him with his girlfriend situation?
Lazy Cat Watches TV Like People
Shhhh, my stories are on. One might say this is a satirical look on the human existence...nah. Kitties!
The Evolution Of Ash Ketchum
Your pokemon trainer is evolving. A lot of little changes have happened between Season One and Season Fourteen.
Trick Shot Battle
Basketballs at dawn, sir? No, I shall bring my frisbee.
Not Your Father's Mari0
Holy crap you guys, this is a real game! Months ago Dorkly put out a a Portal parody but Stab Yourself has heeded the call to make this a reality.
Bollywood Movie Takes Cue From Assassin's Creed
As long as he isn't jumping fifty stories into piles of straw... Called Velayutham, this picture stars an average milkman who becomes a vigilante by night to take on corruption.
