Archive
November 14, 2011
Concerned Bear Friend
Hey man, you're all right, alright? This bear is here for you, if you need it.
PETA Compares Eating Turkey To Eating Your Dog
Here's PETA's 2011 Thanksgiving "don't eat turkey" campaign. Effective? Probably not. Cute? YES. I want a turkey dog!
Watch Herman Cain's Campaign Fall Apart Before Your Eyes
Sexual harassment charges haven't been able to bring him down, but this might. When asked if he supports how President Obama handled the situation in Libya, Herman Cain can't remember exactly how that all went down. The best quote: ”I’ve got all this stuff twiriling around in my head.”
First Look At The New "Toy Story" Short Film
"Small Fry" is the new "Toy Story" short film that will be running in front of "The Muppets." It reveals the sad life of Happy Fun Meal toys. I cannot wait.
Herman Cain Has A Pretty Clever 404 Page
I don't agree with him, but well played Herman. Well played.
Legal Advisor To Oakland's Mayor Resigns Over Brutalization Of #Occupy Protestors
Dan Siegel will no longer be advising Mayor Jean Quan on legal matters. Instead he has decided to stand with the 99%. This comes after Siegel urged people to head to the protests last night to stand with the protestors as the police raided their camp.
From The Desk Of Barnum & Bailey
The greatest letterhead on Earth. Email may be efficient, but it'll never be this pretty.
New Stills From Pixar's "Brave"
Looking good, Merida. Not scheduled to release until June of 2012, these little snippets are just enough to assage the already ravenous fan base.
Michele Bachmann Thinks We Should Be More Like China
Because if we were more like China, we could finally be less socialist. Or something.
If "Star Wars" Was Like "Cheers"
Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name. You know, a spin-off about the wacky antics of the Mos Eisley Cantina patrons wouldn't be the worst thing Lucas signed off on.
Joe Adams' Insane Punt Return
The most exciting 40 seconds in sports is without a doubt an amazing punt return. This one from this weekend's Arkansas-Tennessee game proves that in a big way.
Steampunk Mechanical Spider Train Model
You will never get to ride on this magnificent beast. Damn you, electricity and your siren song of efficient power!
Map Projections And You
Personally I can't decide between the Robinson and the Plate Carree. Of course, I didn't even have an opinion on this until this morning. Thanks, XKCD.