Archive
March 31, 2011
New Stills From Breaking Dawn Sex Scene
Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]
The Door To Hell...
...is in Turkmenistan. Which is surprising considering until just now if someone had told me there was a country called Turkmenistan I would not have believed them. While drilling in 1971, geologists in Derweze hit a methane gas pocket. Instead of letting the gas into the atmosphere, they decided to burn it off. Forty years later, this two hundred-thirty foot crater is still on fire.
Dear Cab Driver
Just remember to fill this out before you start drinking.
INSANE Weather Forecast For Manhattan And The Loose Cobra
This might just be the best weather forecast ever.
Mutant Turtles, Rich Ducks and Pokemon
This video is the new litmus test for friendship.
9 Poignant Images Of Inner City 4th Graders
This gave me feelings. Two years ago, Judy Gelles asked the following three questions: Whom do they live with? What do they wish for? What do they worry about? This was some of the results.
First Clip From The New Winnie The Pooh
Thank Raptor Jesus, Disney is finally done raping my childhood.
Thousand Knuckle Crack
It's good to see the Penny Arcade guys using their powers for good.
Dachshund Stuck In Sweatshirt
Poor Poncho just wanted to be a Purritio.
Anthony Weiner KILLS At Congressional Correspondents' Dinner
Anthony Weiner, ladies and gentlemen. The most (intentionally) funny politician in the House. (RawStory, via @rcbth)
AbraHagrid Lincoln
You can have your Galleons, Sickles and Knuts!
The Bacon Inhaler
Science has finally brought us a bacon inhalant called the BaconAir. The manufacturer says it's filled with "Himalayan oxygen" and that the "bacon enters (the) bloodstream in seconds." Don't worry, it's kosher. And, yes, it's real.
Business Cat Sidewalk Sign
At first he's all business, then boom he's all cat!
Baby Bats Organized Neatly
Everything seems to be in order here, except that I clearly don't have enough baby bats in my life. (Via Catherine Osborne.)
