Archive
June 17, 2011
eHarmony Guy Loves Cheeseburgers
He would eat them all, you guys!
Controversial Peanuts Comic Strip
Circa 1969.
Brawl Breaks Out At Classy British Horse Race
I say, damn those roughnecks without their top hats! And sporting tattoos! The Daily Mail is up in arms that the pretentious prestigious Royal Ascot allowed such riffraff into the crowd.
World's Largest Pig-In-A-Blanket?
At two feet long, this giant Hungarian sausage is wrapped in bacon, covered in cheddar cheese, and blanketed with crescent rolls. If that's not enough for you, it came along with a "side" of macaroni and cheese as well. I don't have to tell anyone to commence penis jokes; I know it's going to happen.
Hardware Stores Make Horrible Earthquake Shelters
Note to self: Stay out of the yard tool isle.
Building The World's Tallest Sand Castle
And then Godzilla came up and kicked it over. Standing 37' 10" Ed Jarrett used 2,500 man hours and 1.6 million pounds of sand to create this ode to childhood with the help of 1,500 volunteers.
Racist After School Special
At least she isn't really black.