Wow, I'm moving to New York. The Big Apple. The city that never sleeps. How exciting!
Time to look for a place to live. Hello, Craigslist.org!
Oh, hey, this one's only 15 minutes from Midtown!
Not sure how this is "charming," but OK.
This cute studio is apparently located next to where Adrian Grenier shops. Sweet!
Uhhh... Why are these roommates so sketchy?
Bummer, this place doesn't allow pets. It's just a cat! :(
Wow, this one-bedroom is only $1,040. Sounds like a great deal! Oh, crap, that's only for eight days.
Yikes, this isn't what I had in mind for a "shared room."
This is obviously not going as planned.
I'm just gonna go check out these open houses. I've got this.
Oh, what a lovely kitchen. But I don't understand where the bed is... OMG IS IT THAT BLUE THING BY THE DOOR?
DEAR GOD WHY IS THIS $950 THERE'S NOT EVEN A BATHROOM.
WHY DO NONE OF THESE PLACES HAVE CLOSETS?
A SIX-FLOOR WALK-UP ARE YOU KIDDING IS THIS A CRUEL JOKE?
THIS IS NOT THE APARTMENT SHOWN IN THE CRAIGSLIST AD WTF IS THIS MONSTROSITY?!
HOLY SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
116TH IS NOT THE UPPER EAST SIDE THAT IS HARLEM WHY IS EVERYTHING A LIE?
THIS IS SO FAR FROM THE SUBWAY IS THIS REAL LIFE?
JESUS YOU COULDN'T EVEN CLEAN BEFORE HAVING PEOPLE LOOK AT YOUR APARTMENT?
WHY WON'T THIS PERSON ANSWER MY CALLS? I WANT TO SEE THIS APARTMENT AND MY PHONE IS ABOUT TO DIE.
I'M SO TIRED I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
Wait. This is the perfect apartment. Am I done searching? Will the madness finally end?
I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO MAKE 40X THE RENT???
I NEED A GUARANTOR? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALREADY TAKEN? BUT I FILLED OUT THAT STUPID APPLICATION THAT COST ME $75.
I AM THE IDEAL ROOMMATE AND WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND WHY WON'T YOU PICK ME?
THAT'S IT I'M GIVING UP. I WILL BE HOMELESS.
FINE I'LL FILL OUT THE APPLICATION FOR THIS ONE EVEN THOUGH I WON'T GET IT THIS IS HOPELESS.
I... I got the apartment.
WAIT NO WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY SO MUCH MONEY RIGHT NOW??
