Before I even get to my computer, I should probably figure out how to search
Searching for "Google" because that is how you search for things
Wait, does that say Google?
Yes, right. Okay now, what to search?
First, gotta check the nEWs
See what my friends are up to on Facebook. Does that say Facebook?
Ah yes, that's much better
See what's happening on www.internet.com
Everythings looks good on the INTERNET
Back to Google, got more stuff to search for
OH MAN what did I do my Google isn't in English anymore
No no no I wanted Wikipedia to see what language I'm stuck in
Oh god what are apps where am I
Maybe if I just take a step back
What the hell this magnifying glass must be broken