The Questions On This Movie Quote Quiz Are Easy, But Reading Them Is The Hard Part

"Elementary, my dear Watson" --> "Introductory, my cherished unit of power male child"

There's a scene in Friends where Joey wants to sound smart, so he uses a thesaurus to write a recommendation letter for Monica and Chandler. It ends up sounding...confusing, like instead of saying "big hearts," he says "full-sized aortic pumps." Well, I tried to give the Joey thesaurus makeover to this movie quiz, and replaced words of famous movie quotes with synonyms. Can you see through my semantic antics and match the quote to its movie?

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