1.
Hang in there, printer. Don't give up hope.
2.
I do too, printer. I do too.
3.
I've stuffed sandwiches into every tray I could find. It just made things worse.
6.
Whoa! Slow down, printer. We just met.
7.
Have you tried printing your way out?
8.
I read the manual cover to cover. It didn't say what to do in this situation.
9.
I don't even know how you got it in there in the first place.
10.
I knew there was something tangy about the status reports last month.
11.
That's what she said.
12.
Printers can't be choosers.
13.
Should have stocked up on potions.
14.
Wait, is that something I should have been worrying about all along?
15.
And that's how I became a printer.
