1.
Washing your hands with Grandpa.
2.
Anytime that requires this many tags.
3.
A family member's funeral.
5.
Blowing out your candles WHILE your family tries to take your picture.
6.
Running onto the field at the College Baseball World Series.
7.
Not realizing that you're standing in front of a one-way mirror.
8.
Being a cat and hanging out with friends.
9.
Getting caught in the riots in Turkey.
10.
Being a poster for Superman Returns.
11.
Wasting perfectly good chocolate sauce.
12.
Buying a new lawnmower.
13.
Realizing your thumb looks like a reality TV star.
14.
Running into that rapper your kids like at the airport.
15.
Realizing you have the 'v'.
16.
Finishing a workout with your grandma.
18.
Finding two dogs having sex.
19.
Almost getting beaned by a fly ball.
21.
Your baby having a fit.
22.
Your little sister being grumpy.
23.
Getting high for the first time.
