1. Your dad has mistaken the sound of you eating noodles alone in your room before:
2. When you go out to eat, the hostess shows you to the single-occupancy table:
3. Your "bae" has caught you "slipping" before:
4. This has happened to you before:
5. You've thought to yourself, Who needs friends when you have crash test dummies?
6. You've got season tickets for this seat:
7. You find yourself in this aisle at Target more than you'd like:
8. You've been caught sitting totally alone in an empty auditorium, watching Space Jam by yourself:
9. This is your car:
10. You carry the telltale mark of a person who had to apply their own sunscreen:
11. You go to elaborate measures for the sake of your Instagram feed:
12. You spend a lot of time sitting alone at bars:
13. The parks department had this bench put in just for you:
14. You got this as a gift two years ago and it's been sitting there like this ever since:
15. You find yourself going stag more often than not:
16. The last friend request you got was from a packet of taco sauce:
17. You're in a deep, meaningful relationship with the woman from your GPS:
18. You have to hold the cat in family photos:
19. You spend WAY too much time with mannequins at the mall:
20. This book gets more use than you'd prefer:
21. This is the last kiss you received:
22. You see this as a viable option if things get too dire around Valentine's Day:
23. You live your life according to these four words:
24. You are Rian: