1.
Possible explanation: Man unknowingly imprints onto baby cacti, causing them to recognize him as their mother.
2.
Possible explanation: Dog seeks solace at the bottom of a glass after wife leaves him.
3.
Possible explanation: Worst super villain ever.
4.
Possible explanation: Dog’s anus magically able to reveal what future offspring will look like.
5.
Possible explanation: Clinical trials have begun for treating lactose intolerance with immersion therapy.
6.
Possible explanation: Serial killer murders, skins, and wears Spongebob Squarepants.
7.
Possible explanation: Small boy forced to roller dance for giant, tyrannical god.
8.
Possible explanation: Batman has started franchising.
9.
Possible explanation: This photo is from the future. This is how everyone uses the toilet in 2054.
10.
Possible explanation: There’s a small rabbit in there.
11.
Possible explanation: Suitcase becomes sentient. Eats cats.
12.
Possible explanation: Parasitic worm moments before entering host’s brain via ears.
13.
Possible explanation: The hero Gotham needs right now, but not the one it deserves.
14.
Possible explanation: Regular cucumber and a housecat sized tiger.
15.
Possible explanation: Pikachu’s class portrait photobombed by adoring teenage fan.
16.
Possible explanation: This man gave birth to a river salmon. Obviously.
17.
Possible explanation: Alternate dimension where mirror selfies reveal our inner selves.
18.
Possible explanation: His mom is a cat, and she lick-bathed him before he headed out for the day.
19.
Possible explanation: Jesus gives a lion the Heimlich maneuver, forcing it to throw up the naked man he’s just consumed.
20.
Possible explanation: Pregnant assassin has only one hit left on her kill list.
21.
Possible explanation: Race of crepe-faced people have yet to notice a pretender in the tribe.
22.
Possible explanation: The spell that made these oranges appear human wore off.
23.
Possible explanation: Birthmark foretells very boring prophecy.
24.
Possible explanation: Old man infiltrates a group of children.
25.
Possible explanation: Last-ditch effort to hide from pack of hunting dogs just out of frame.
26.
Possible explanation: Embarrassed cat wears lensless frames to hide severe deformity.
27.
Possible explanation: Lightning strike permanently fuses man’s fingers to chop sticks.
28.
Possible explanation: Man thinks it’s somehow socially acceptable to bring A MASSIVE COMPUTER TO A PUBLIC CAFE TO USE THE INTERNET.
29.
Possible explanation: Long awaited meeting of nose-faced girl and face-nosed girl. Taken moments before transplant surgery.
30.
Possible explanation: Man terribly embarrassed by high cheekbones.
31.
Possible explanation: Moth trapped in human body still susceptible to baser instincts.
32.
Possible explanation: Science.