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We'll work our way up from the toe.
No doubt she's got a perfect pedicure.
She probably gave in to the whole ankle tattoo fad in 2009.
And she's either got really thin legs...
Or really curvy legs.
But regardless of what type of legs she has...
"Ooh, won't it be so fun to get matching hip tats?"
And belly button rings galorrrrrreeeee.
She's definitely got toned abs.
And obviously she has perfect boobs.
WHY CAN'T MY BOOBS BE LIKE THAT
Moving on, they've got a matching mani-pedi...
And a wrist tattoo.
Their elbows never look like crocodile skin.
And they've got tanned, toned arms.
Little rounded, feminine, soft shoulders and collarbones.
A slender neck with little tribal sayings on their feather necklaces.
An acne-free face
A button nose;
Full lips;
Long eyelashes;
And blonde hair long enough to reach that perfect booty.
Jimmy Choos
Circulation-cutting dark-wash pre-cut skinny jeans...
Cccccccrrrrrooooooppppp Tttttttooooooppppppsssss.
And don't forget the pretty bracelets.
No teenage girl can be popular without Eos.
Or volumizing mascara.
Or highlights.
An iPhone, obviously.
And the popular badge of honor--
So basically, this is a popular teenage girl these days.
I'm sad for my generation.
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