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They're all gay but only one of them is right for you.

Can You Pick The Right Gay Man To Date?

Choose a guy.

Joe will take you out on a couple dates and then claim exclusivity, but in reality he's still on Grindr looking for NSA fun.

Bad choice!

Marcus claims that he's actually straight and just enjoys oral fun with guys. No matter how many times you tell him that's a little bit gay, it won't make an ounce of difference.

Oliver's a great guy but there's just one small problem: he doesn't douche. Douching's not for everybody, but he doesn't even use a wet wipe to clean up back there. After one accident too many and spoiling your best sheets, it's best you move on to cleaner pastures.

Jack says he's vers and makes out that he can top or bottom at the drop of a hat. But in realty, Jack is a strict top that won't let you anywhere near his butt. That's OK, but it's also false advertising.

You started sexting Liam and he told you that his dick was 9 whole inches. You were impressed, until you finally met him and realised it's closer to 5. It's not the size that matters, it's the lies and deceit!

On Aaron's Grindr profile, he said he was 6'3". But when you decide to meet him for a coffee, he turns out to be 5'9" and if he can lie about his height, what else will he lie about in the future?

Stephen is strictly "Masc4Masc" which means no more watching RuPaul. Nobody is worth that sacrifice.

You'll say hey to Connor on Grindr and he'll reply immediately, getting you all excited. You'll ask him how he is, and he'll tell you he's just got back from the gym and is kind of horny. That's when the penny drops: Connor's not even a real person, he's just another Grindr bot.

Callum is the perfect choice: he's handsome, he's attentive, he's romantic, not to mention he's great in bed. He really is the whole package.

YAAAAAY!

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