Dear Bikers who participated in the 2 Million Biker ride into Washington DC on September 11th, I hope you had a good time! Just a few thoughts from a resident if you decide to do this again:
1. Know if the "Muslims rally" you're riding against is really just 23 sad 9/11 Truthers.
Probably not worth protesting:
Not that protesting Muslims is a good idea anyway.
2. Bring more shiny hand-made mobile memorials. Very nice.
3. Less 'Free Pork.'
Less Muslim "pork" jokes altogether.
Most people will think you are needlessly making fun of someone else's religion and it will give your group a bad name.
4. More patriotic themed motorcycles please.
5. Less Confederate flags.
6. More Constitution tattoos.
7. Less making out in front of the White House and a Prius. It kind of hurts your message.
8. More hair longer than your wifes.
9. More bright neon purple bikes.
10. Please remember, we all have to get to work in the morning.
11. More intimidating, artistic photos in front of DC monuments.
12. Make an official hashtag. I helps the messaging.
13. Memes can be fun and effective to make a lighthearted point.
Just do not go overboard. The internet will make fun of you.
14. More selfies while riding.
15. Everyone must ride with a "My other toy has a dick!" sticker.
16. "No!" (stomps feet)
See ya next year!
17. And please, please knock this bro over next time.
