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Who Said It: Ted Cruz Or Kramer?

"I'll tell you, in my life I've never once have seen a Hispanic panhandler, because in our community, it would be viewed as shameful to be out on the street begging. Those are all conservative values - faith, family, hard work, responsibility."

Ted Cruz!

"I've never once seen a Hispanic panhandler."

"I am perfectly happy to compromise and work with anybody: Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians - I'll work with Martians if - and the if is critical - they're willing to cut spending and reduce the debt."

Ted Cruz! 

"I'll work with Martians."

Cosmo Kramer! 

"FDR wants me to drop dead." 

"The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything."

"Anybody with nothing can achieve anything."

"Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington. David Dewhurst will compromise every day in the U.S. Senate... It's what he's done every day in state government."

"Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington."

"You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything." 

"When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear, thank God some well-meaning liberal didn't come put his arm around him and say, 'Let me take care of you."

"When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear."

"This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!" 

"The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties." 

"To rule the people, one must walk among them." 

Jerry: "Cockfighting? Thats illegal!"
Kramer: "Only in America."

"Only in America."

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