John Thompson III (Georgetown) ---> Jack
Coach K (Duke) ---> Blue Devil
Fran Dunphy (Temple) ---> Hooter
Trent Johnson (TCU) ---> Super Frog
James Johnson (Virginia Tech) ---> The HokieBird
Matt Painter (Purdue) ---> Purdue Pete
Porter Moser (Loyola Chicago) ---> Lou Wolf
Bruiser Flint (Drexel) ---> Mario the Magnificent
Mark Few (Gonzaga) ---> Spike
John Beilein (Michigan) ---> An Actual Wolverine